I don’t know why most ponies think its so funny that we remain stationary while on guard… probably because none of them could stay still for more than ten seconds at a time!

Celestia doesn’t mind us fighting in the Arena, provided we’re in working condition when our next shift starts.

((BTW you should all ask me more questions, the ones I have left are somewhat uninspiring/will take a multi-pager to answer))

The royal guards are trained in many arts, but the most important skill we carry is our unmatched problem solving abilities.

Not to mention the hordes of fans, trolls, and molesters we have to beat off with a stick.

And they’re always up for some… alternative entertainment if you catch my drift.

((I ain’t gotta apoligize to the likes of you guys… but I will because I’ve been super busy and havent been drawing as muchas I could. I’m going to do my best to have at least an every othr day update schedule, but I have another (neglected) tumblr and a lot of school work to think about. Thanks for bearing with me!))

Now there’s something all the guards can agree on

http://askaquilinus.tumblr.com/post/11635183310/to-be-continued-tomorrow

http://askaquilinus.tumblr.com/post/11679312280/getting-back-into-practice

And of course this armor wouldn’t look this great on just any colored coat!

You’ll hear no complaints from me having to work on Nightmare Night, this costume is bad-flank!

Glory to the New Lunar Republic!

((I don’t care what the show reveals tomorrow, since seeing that promo clip this is my now and forever headcannon.))

And sometimes the look on their face is reward enough.

((God damnit I alwys mess something up, forgot the question the first time I posted, sorry for the repost.))